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♫ Ground floor perfumery

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♫ Stationary and leather goods

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♫ Wigs And haberdashery

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♫ Kitchenware and food, going up

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♫ First floor, telephones

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♫ Gents' ready-made suits

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♫ Shirts, socks, ties, hats

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♫ Underwear and shoes, going up

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Ah, Mr. Humphries, sir.

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If you've got a moment to spare,

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there are the frames you asked for.

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Thank you, Mr. Harman.

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And you better hurry up and choose 'em

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before old peacock gets
back from his coffee break.

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What do you want these for?

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Well, I get these terrible headaches.

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I told you, you shouldn't
do that needlepoint.

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I don't do needlepoint.

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Not now that I'm doing the lace mats.

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Is that me?

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Blimey, your eyes are bad.

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I mean, are they in
harmony with my personality.

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Well, they would be, if
you bought an electric organ

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to go with them.

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Here, try these.

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Oh, no.

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People'll think I can
only afford half of 'em.

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Ah, now, these are good, oh yes.

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Hold that.

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Oh, these are definitely me.

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What do you think?

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Well, they'll be handy for
looking through letter boxes.

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Do you know I haven't done that

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since I went carol
singing as a little lad.

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Did you see mummy kissing Santa Clause?

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As a matter of fact,
I think she was trying

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to push him back up the chimney.

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Ah, now, these definitely, yes, oh yes.

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My mind is made up, firm as concrete.

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No matter what anybody
says, I won't budge.

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Mr. Humphreys, take off
those ridiculous glasses.

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Yes, Captain Peacock.

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Harman, get off the floor.

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And take this thing with you.

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To hear is to obey you, master.

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That is the camisole, and these

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are the matching pantaloons.

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Are you sure this is the trendy thing

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the girls are wearing today?

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Do you need more proof?

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No, that's convinced me.

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Cheeky monkey.

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Where was I?

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Oh, you were telling me
about this Greek fellow

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you're keen on, Mixim
Matosis.

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Mr. Mataxis.

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Anyway, where did you meet him?

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Well, me and Mrs. Axelby
was in this Greek restaurant.

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On your own?

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Well, you don't always
want to go with men, do you?

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Anyway, he was sitting alone in a corner.

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And he was staring, you know how they do.

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Well, after a while, he sent a note over

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saying he'd like to give us both an ouzo.

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In front of everyone.

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It's a drink.

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Anyway, as Mrs. Axelby said,
what have we got to lose?

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Well, it turns out that
he's very well known, there,

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because of his bouzouki.

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What's that?

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Well, it's a sort of
funny shaped Greek banjo.

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And when it played Never on
Sunday, we all threw plates.

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Was he that awful?

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No, you do that, it's a Greek custom.

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Oh, you seem to know
an awful lot about it.

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Well, it may be that I shall need to.

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Can you keep a secret?

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Oh, cross me heart.

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I've been out with him
every night for a month.

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And last night, he popped the question.

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Do you mean he's asked you to marry him?

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It's a secret.

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Did I hear something, Mrs. Slocombe?

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This Greek fella's
asked her to marry him.

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It was supposed to be a secret.

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Mr. Tebbs, Mr. Humphreys, Mr. Lucas,

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come over here, at once.

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I've got some startling news for you.

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Mrs. Slocombe is going to get married.

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Has she been advertising, again?

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He got her with his bazooka.

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Well, she's a big enough target.

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Bouzouki, Miss Brahams.

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Oh, yeah, he's a Greek banjo player.

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Well done, dear.

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As my mother always says, there's always

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someone for everyone.

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Well, almost everyone.

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Mrs. Slocombe, I've always
had a great affection for you.

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Does this mean that
we're going to lose you?

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Oh, no, I've no plans to leave.

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Dammit.

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When's the happy event?

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Hang about, she hasn't
even got married yet.

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Captain Peacock, you are employed

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to keep order in this department,

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not to encourage gossiping
around the counters.

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Mrs. Slocombe's gonna get married.

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Oh, allow me to be the
first to congratulate you.

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Actually, you're the last.

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Ah, well, be that as it may, we are here

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to serve customers, so perhaps you'll all

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go back to your counters.

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In the meantime, may I
wish you every happiness

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on behalf of Grace Brothers.

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And take this opportunity to remind you

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that your trousseau, your wedding dress,

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furnishings for your future home,

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are all obtainable in Grace Brothers,

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at the usual staff discount of course.

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Oh, this also applies
to bathroom fittings,

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carpets, hardware, and,
in the fullness of time,

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prams and layette.

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Oh, shut up.

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When Mrs. Slocombe told
us the news yesterday,

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you could have knocked
me down with a feather.

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She didn't look too happy this morning.

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She's worried about
the cost of the wedding.

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It's the bride's family what pays,

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and she's the only one what's left.

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Catering can cost a fortune these days.

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Well, I know she actually
started out getting a quote

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for champagne and smoked salmon,

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and now she's working on
meat paste and brown ale.

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Well, if she hasn't any
next of kin, who's going

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to give her away?

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Well, perhaps her friend Mrs. Axelby

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will put on a morning suit and top hat.

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Very good idea.

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She's got the mustache already.

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You are horrible.

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She's asked me to be her bridesmaid.

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- She probably asked Mr.
Humphreys to be her page.

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I was a page boy, once.

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I had page boy bob, a
full Fauntleroy collar,

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black velvet trousers, knee-britches,

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silk stockings, patent leather
shoes with silver buckles.

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Oh, and white gloves.

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I'll bet you looked sweet.

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How old were you?

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31.

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I was in the basement of Derry and Tom's.

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We did an amateur
production of Twelfth Night.

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I was the lovely Viola.

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Couldn't they find a girl?

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Well, not in Tools and Do It Yourself.

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I didn't know you
were in Do It Yourself.

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It's not something
you like to talk about.

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Ah, we hear you're having problems

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with the wedding arrangements?

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Well, everything costs so much.

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Perhaps we could
persuade young Mr. Grace

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to give you a special
price for your reception.

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Oh, I wouldn't want to ask him.

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Well, as the senior man on the floor,

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perhaps I could put a word in.

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What date had you in mind for the wedding?

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Well, as soon as possible.

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'Ello, 'ello, 'ello.

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I know to what you are
inferring, Mr. Lucas,

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and Mr. Mataxis isn't
that kind of man, at all.

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Hello, hello, hello.

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The nub of the situation is, Mr. Grace,

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that Mrs. Slocombe is taking a husband.

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Who's husband?

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No, sir, she's getting
married, to a Greek.

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She's done me the honor of
asking me to give her away,

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so I've undertaken the arrangements.

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Naturally, she wants the usual reception

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before the honeymoon, and we wondered

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if we could persuade
you to let her have it

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in the boardroom.

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It's not much of a place
for the honeymoon, is it?

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No, sir.

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I suppose we could put
a mattress on the table.

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Could she have the
boardroom for the reception?

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Yes, it's to be on the 30th, sir.

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Oh, it's booked that day, sir.

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You're giving a tea party for distressed

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nightclub hostesses.

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That's right.

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I do quite a lot of
charitable work, you know.

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Why don't you use the department?

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Would you allow that, sir?

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Of course, as long
as we do the catering.

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Give me the card.

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Here we are.

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Yes, why she could have smoked salmon,

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breast of chicken in asparagus tips,

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petit fours with champagne.

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Six quid and up.

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I'm afraid we can't run to that, sir.

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Alright, we'll do the
packing department special.

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The Japenese tinned champagne,
and a few dead things

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in jelly.

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They'll never know the difference.

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But is there anything else?

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I don't think so, sir.

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Alright, now go away.

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Thank you, sir.

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Now where were we before we let them in?

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Well, I was betting my dress

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against your shirt and trousers,

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and then you was just going to see me.

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Oh, I say!

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Nurse, nurse!

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Did you shout, sir?

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Oh, I gasped.

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I've got a flash.

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Oh, sir.

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Hello, mother.

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I'm going to be late.

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I've got to alter a dress.

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No, not for me, dear, for a colleague.

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A female colleague, yes.

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Well, put mine in the oven.

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Well, if it's a salad,
what's all the fuss about?

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Now, I'm going, mm?

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No, don't worry, no, I
won't take the shortcut

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across the park, no.

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Anyway, they've caught that man.

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Bye.

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Right, come along dear,
I haven't got all night.

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I knew she'd choose the
Princess Grace model.

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What do you think?

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Well, that train'll
have to go, for a start.

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No, on second thought, she could use it

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as a top sheet on the bridal bed.

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Turn round.

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Oh, um, yes, it's going
to need letting out,

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just a bit there.

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What did you choose this one for?

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It was reduced by 50 percent.

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Well, if we could
reduce you by 50 percent,

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we'd be in business.

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Go on, hang on to the counter.

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Miss Brahams, take her
shoulders, that's it, right.

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Now, em...

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Now take a deep breath in.

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On second thought, take a deep breath out.

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That's it, that's it.

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I've got it, there.

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Got a bit of a problem, here.

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She can hold her
bouquet of flowers there,

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that'll hide it.

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You couldn't hide that with Kew Gardens.

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Oh, answer that, Miss Brahams.

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Oh, what are we going to do?

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00:11:00,197 --> 00:11:01,870
Well, if comes to the push,
I could run you something

260
00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:03,280
up in barbed wire.

261
00:11:04,142 --> 00:11:07,050
Protects the property but
doesn't obscure the view.

262
00:11:07,051 --> 00:11:08,428
Mrs. Slocombe, it's Ivy.

263
00:11:08,429 --> 00:11:10,373
She's got your call to
the Greek restaurant.

264
00:11:12,670 --> 00:11:14,460
Better pin that up
before you break your leg.

265
00:11:14,461 --> 00:11:16,068
Why couldn't you choose a short one?

266
00:11:16,069 --> 00:11:19,041
I couldn't, we're getting
married Greek orthodox.

267
00:11:19,042 --> 00:11:21,379
Oh, is that you, Mr. Tamiodes?

268
00:11:21,380 --> 00:11:25,030
Could I have word with
Mr. Mataxis, please?

269
00:11:25,031 --> 00:11:27,698
It's his fiancee, Mrs. Slocombe.

270
00:11:29,216 --> 00:11:31,317
Oh, oh, well it's alright, I'll wait.

271
00:11:31,318 --> 00:11:33,251
He's just finishing his turn.

272
00:11:37,324 --> 00:11:39,530
He's ever so popular.

273
00:11:43,706 --> 00:11:45,724
Who's in the audience,
the National Front?

274
00:11:47,261 --> 00:11:49,587
What was that, Mr. Tamiodes?

275
00:11:49,588 --> 00:11:50,588
Oh, I see.

276
00:11:52,124 --> 00:11:55,232
Oh, he's having to take an encore.

277
00:11:55,233 --> 00:11:57,132
Well, look, will you just tell him

278
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,970
that I'll be a little
bit late, but I've got

279
00:11:58,971 --> 00:12:01,471
some wonderful, exciting news.

280
00:12:03,742 --> 00:12:05,914
What's the wonderful, exciting news?

281
00:12:05,915 --> 00:12:08,516
She's going to have a topless wedding.

282
00:12:08,517 --> 00:12:09,804
No.

283
00:12:09,805 --> 00:12:12,088
No, you see, I wrote to this uncle of mine

284
00:12:12,089 --> 00:12:15,460
in America, and I invited
him to the wedding.

285
00:12:15,461 --> 00:12:16,801
Well, you know how you do.

286
00:12:16,802 --> 00:12:18,522
I mean, he's very well off, and I thought

287
00:12:18,523 --> 00:12:21,366
he might give us something rather nice.

288
00:12:21,367 --> 00:12:24,724
Well, this morning, I
got this letter from him.

289
00:12:24,725 --> 00:12:26,783
And he's coming to the wedding.

290
00:12:26,784 --> 00:12:28,731
And you know what he's giving us?

291
00:12:28,732 --> 00:12:29,960
No.

292
00:12:29,961 --> 00:12:31,278
A house.

293
00:12:31,279 --> 00:12:32,279
- No.
- Yes.

294
00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:35,086
And he's coming all that way?

295
00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:38,237
Well, it's all because
I'm marrying a Greek.

296
00:12:38,238 --> 00:12:40,421
You see, it seems that the partisans

297
00:12:40,422 --> 00:12:43,695
saved his father-in-law's
life during the war,

298
00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:46,132
and then he left him his business.

299
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:48,593
So, of course, he's very grateful.

300
00:12:48,594 --> 00:12:49,750
Oh, fancy.

301
00:12:49,751 --> 00:12:51,971
It's like a Hollywood story.

302
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:53,674
As a matter of fact, I
think I've see the film.

303
00:12:53,675 --> 00:12:55,538
Joan Crawford played my part.

304
00:12:57,962 --> 00:12:59,612
Who played my part?

305
00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:00,942
Walter Brennan.

306
00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:05,382
Anyway, we're going to have
to do it properly, you know.

307
00:13:05,383 --> 00:13:08,324
We're going to have to
have a band, and dancing,

308
00:13:08,325 --> 00:13:09,742
and taramosalata.

309
00:13:10,576 --> 00:13:12,453
That's going to be expensive.

310
00:13:12,454 --> 00:13:14,987
Oh, well I dare say
Mr. Mataxis will chip in.

311
00:13:14,988 --> 00:13:16,441
I mean, he's not mean.

312
00:13:16,442 --> 00:13:19,195
He's taking me to Greece
for our honeymoon.

313
00:13:19,196 --> 00:13:22,350
He's already put a down
payment on a package deal.

314
00:13:22,351 --> 00:13:24,505
I'm going to meet his family.

315
00:13:24,506 --> 00:13:26,089
Here, hang on, see?

316
00:13:27,141 --> 00:13:30,034
This is his family at
his sister's wedding.

317
00:13:30,035 --> 00:13:32,460
That's him, with his bouzouki.

318
00:13:32,461 --> 00:13:36,039
Oh, who are them ones,
dancing around in them skirts?

319
00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:37,649
Oh, they're his brothers.

320
00:13:39,961 --> 00:13:42,896
How much is this package?

321
00:13:47,566 --> 00:13:48,559
Oh, 'ere.

322
00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:51,385
Two cases of bubbly from the
wines and spirit department.

323
00:13:51,386 --> 00:13:52,724
That'll be enough.

324
00:13:52,725 --> 00:13:54,982
Well, we've no need to stint ourselves.

325
00:13:54,983 --> 00:13:56,987
Mrs. Slocombe's uncle is footing the bill,

326
00:13:56,988 --> 00:13:58,397
so bring up another dozen.

327
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:06,463
♫ And that's why I'm putting on my top hat

328
00:14:06,464 --> 00:14:09,125
♫ Tying up my white tie

329
00:14:09,126 --> 00:14:11,769
♫ Brushing off my tails

330
00:14:11,770 --> 00:14:12,612
How do we look?

331
00:14:12,613 --> 00:14:14,725
A credit to the department.

332
00:14:18,717 --> 00:14:21,422
I can't say the same for Mr. Tebbs.

333
00:14:21,423 --> 00:14:24,035
Who took these damn measurements.

334
00:14:24,036 --> 00:14:25,574
See what you can do, Mr. Humphreys?

335
00:14:25,575 --> 00:14:28,492
Ah, come on, come on.

336
00:14:29,514 --> 00:14:31,832
Car coming in half an hour
to take her to the church.

337
00:14:31,833 --> 00:14:34,685
Oh, young Mr. Grace has very
kindly let us have his Rolls

338
00:14:34,686 --> 00:14:38,210
to take the bride,
yourself, and Miss Brahams.

339
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,766
Oh, how very generous of him, sir.

340
00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:40,734
Yes, it is.

341
00:14:40,735 --> 00:14:42,790
He's only charging us 12 pounds.

342
00:14:43,938 --> 00:14:45,534
Has anyone got a safety pin?

343
00:14:45,535 --> 00:14:48,894
She's having trouble with her corset.

344
00:14:48,895 --> 00:14:51,414
Miss Brahams, may I say
how charming you look?

345
00:14:51,415 --> 00:14:53,625
Oh, thank you, Captain Peacock.

346
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,319
Well, you should see Mrs. Slocombe.

347
00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:56,748
It's a beautiful frock.

348
00:14:56,749 --> 00:14:59,284
It makes her look about 16.

349
00:14:59,285 --> 00:15:02,378
A remarkable garment, indeed.

350
00:15:03,724 --> 00:15:05,821
I'm sorry sir, the store is closed.

351
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,307
Yes, yes I know this.

352
00:15:07,308 --> 00:15:09,405
I am Mr. Tamiodes.

353
00:15:09,406 --> 00:15:11,746
I am looking for the Captain Peacock.

354
00:15:11,747 --> 00:15:13,974
I am Captain Peacock.

355
00:15:14,809 --> 00:15:16,534
I don't know how I am telling you this.

356
00:15:16,535 --> 00:15:17,934
It is Mr. Mataxis.

357
00:15:17,935 --> 00:15:19,852
He is in this airplane.

358
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:22,020
What's he doing in an airplane,

359
00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:23,394
he's only coming from Wimbledon.

360
00:15:23,395 --> 00:15:24,876
He hasn't had an accident, has he?

361
00:15:24,877 --> 00:15:25,877
No, no.

362
00:15:27,076 --> 00:15:29,506
Poor Mr. Mataxis, he is my friend.

363
00:15:29,507 --> 00:15:30,973
He so wanted that he should marry

364
00:15:30,974 --> 00:15:33,284
the beautiful Mrs. Slocombe.

365
00:15:33,285 --> 00:15:35,453
And in about half an hour, he will.

366
00:15:35,454 --> 00:15:36,756
No.

367
00:15:36,757 --> 00:15:40,187
No, we Greeks, we are the funny people.

368
00:15:40,188 --> 00:15:42,173
You know, we are very close together.

369
00:15:42,174 --> 00:15:43,618
There is this member of his family

370
00:15:43,619 --> 00:15:45,533
who hear he is to be married, and say,

371
00:15:45,534 --> 00:15:48,150
no, no, no, no, no, he must go home.

372
00:15:48,151 --> 00:15:49,666
So, he go home.

373
00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:51,891
Well, who is this member of his family?

374
00:15:51,892 --> 00:15:53,205
His wife.

375
00:15:55,219 --> 00:15:58,372
He is a good man, he apologize and say

376
00:15:58,373 --> 00:16:01,116
that he want to give Mrs.
Slocombe the most precious

377
00:16:01,117 --> 00:16:03,188
thing that he have.

378
00:16:03,189 --> 00:16:04,771
His bouzouki.

379
00:16:07,277 --> 00:16:09,012
Do not feel bad about him.

380
00:16:09,013 --> 00:16:11,659
It was the ouzo that proposed.

381
00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:13,660
Now the bottle is empty.

382
00:16:16,222 --> 00:16:19,107
Oh, it's alright, Miss
Brahams, I fixed it!

383
00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:21,691
Now, shut your eyes, everybody.

384
00:16:28,501 --> 00:16:30,474
You can open them, now.

385
00:16:30,475 --> 00:16:32,181
How do I look?

386
00:16:32,182 --> 00:16:36,349
Oh, you look beautiful.

387
00:16:37,390 --> 00:16:40,106
Oh, don't worry, Miss Brahams.

388
00:16:40,107 --> 00:16:41,690
Your day will come.

389
00:16:44,095 --> 00:16:46,827
She's such a sensitive girl.

390
00:16:46,828 --> 00:16:49,161
Oh, oh you do all look nice.

391
00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:54,469
It's ever so kind of you to
dress up so smart for me.

392
00:16:54,470 --> 00:16:58,979
Do you know, I've never seen
you look nicer, Mr. Tebbs.

393
00:16:58,980 --> 00:17:01,230
I wanted to look my best.

394
00:17:02,502 --> 00:17:04,669
Oh, and Captain Peacock.

395
00:17:06,157 --> 00:17:08,622
Hello, what's that doing here?

396
00:17:08,623 --> 00:17:10,638
Mr. Tamiodes delivered it.

397
00:17:10,639 --> 00:17:13,229
Oh, perhaps it's an old Greek custom.

398
00:17:13,230 --> 00:17:15,932
Oh, isn't it a beautiful one?

399
00:17:15,933 --> 00:17:18,060
They're priceless, you know?

400
00:17:18,061 --> 00:17:21,655
Perhaps I'm supposed to
carry it up the aisle.

401
00:17:21,656 --> 00:17:22,943
We're not going to be late for the church,

402
00:17:22,944 --> 00:17:25,030
are we, Mr. Humphreys?

403
00:17:25,031 --> 00:17:29,596
You've got all the time
in the world.

404
00:17:32,450 --> 00:17:33,516
Come into the fitting room, Betty,

405
00:17:33,517 --> 00:17:36,715
I have one or two things
to explain to you.

406
00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:41,362
It'll finish her.

407
00:17:41,363 --> 00:17:42,483
I'd marry her meself, but I think

408
00:17:42,484 --> 00:17:44,081
she's got enough trouble.

409
00:17:46,139 --> 00:17:48,295
Here, I wonder how
she's going to take it?

410
00:17:48,296 --> 00:17:51,379
Hers was such a frail, tender love.

411
00:17:52,370 --> 00:17:55,599
The dago bastard!

412
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:59,170
It's the last time I go out with a wug!

413
00:17:59,171 --> 00:18:02,088
I'll stuff his vine leaves for him!

414
00:18:03,122 --> 00:18:05,614
And I'll swing his willy old bouzouki!

415
00:18:12,810 --> 00:18:14,881
She's taking it very well.

416
00:18:20,396 --> 00:18:21,586
Right, that's it.

417
00:18:21,587 --> 00:18:23,393
Mrs. Slocombe's uncle
is coming straight here,

418
00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:24,958
instead of to the church.

419
00:18:24,959 --> 00:18:26,290
Didn't he think it was funny?

420
00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:27,801
Well, I told him that
we'd explain everything

421
00:18:27,802 --> 00:18:28,947
when he got here.

422
00:18:28,948 --> 00:18:30,740
At least it gives us time to think.

423
00:18:30,741 --> 00:18:31,887
Perhaps if we give him a good party,

424
00:18:31,888 --> 00:18:33,290
and fill him full of champagne,

425
00:18:33,291 --> 00:18:35,485
he'll pay for the reception, anyway.

426
00:18:35,486 --> 00:18:36,623
How is she?

427
00:18:36,624 --> 00:18:38,289
Well, she's stopped
throwing the furniture about,

428
00:18:38,290 --> 00:18:40,039
and now she's just crying.

429
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,817
Oh, that poor woman.

430
00:18:41,818 --> 00:18:44,351
Not only has she lost a
husband, she's lost a house

431
00:18:44,352 --> 00:18:45,639
to put him in.

432
00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:48,970
You mean, her uncle won't
give her the house, now?

433
00:18:48,971 --> 00:18:50,847
It was only because she
was going to marry a Greek,

434
00:18:50,848 --> 00:18:52,610
she was getting it in the first place.

435
00:18:52,650 --> 00:18:54,090
Hey, listen, couldn't
we get that Greek vicar

436
00:18:54,090 --> 00:18:57,063
over here, and pretend she was
getting married in the store?

437
00:18:57,064 --> 00:18:59,245
Yeah, like them Hollywood weddings.

438
00:18:59,246 --> 00:19:01,010
Even assuming we could persuade

439
00:19:01,011 --> 00:19:03,111
a Greek orthodox priest to be a party

440
00:19:03,112 --> 00:19:05,295
to such a blasphemy, where are we going

441
00:19:05,296 --> 00:19:08,440
to find a substitute Greek
bridegroom and best man?

442
00:19:08,441 --> 00:19:09,914
Well, we've got a Greek band coming.

443
00:19:09,915 --> 00:19:11,553
Perhaps a couple of
them'll stand in for us.

444
00:19:11,554 --> 00:19:12,799
It's worth a try.

445
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,842
It's the only way she'll get that house.

446
00:19:14,843 --> 00:19:16,981
Oh, no I really can't
go along with this.

447
00:19:16,982 --> 00:19:17,815
No?

448
00:19:17,816 --> 00:19:19,337
Well, let me put it
another way, Mr. Rumbold.

449
00:19:19,338 --> 00:19:21,114
Who signed the chit ordering the food,

450
00:19:21,115 --> 00:19:23,551
the band, and the cars, in the expectation

451
00:19:23,552 --> 00:19:25,721
that Mrs. Slocombe's uncle
was going to pay for it.

452
00:19:25,722 --> 00:19:26,562
Well, I did.

453
00:19:26,563 --> 00:19:27,850
Yes, so who's going
to have to pay for it

454
00:19:27,850 --> 00:19:29,879
if there is no Greek wedding?

455
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,254
Oh, yes.

456
00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:33,561
Yes, I take your point.

457
00:19:33,562 --> 00:19:35,759
Well, this calls for executive action.

458
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,297
Miss Brahams, go and tell Miss Slocombe

459
00:19:37,298 --> 00:19:38,671
what I've decided to do.

460
00:19:38,672 --> 00:19:41,009
Mr. Humphreys, Mr. Lucas, waylay the band,

461
00:19:41,010 --> 00:19:43,849
see if you can get us a
best man and a bridegroom.

462
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,795
Even assuming they're
successful, where do we get

463
00:19:45,796 --> 00:19:47,150
a Greek vicar.

464
00:19:47,151 --> 00:19:49,367
Well, the art of leadership
is in delegation.

465
00:19:49,368 --> 00:19:51,802
Mr. Tebbs, I delegate you.

466
00:19:51,803 --> 00:19:54,546
To find a Greek vicar?

467
00:19:54,547 --> 00:19:55,807
No, to be one.

468
00:19:57,432 --> 00:20:00,119
I have no cognizance of the tongue.

469
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:02,919
I don't suppose her
American uncle has, either,

470
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,655
so no one's going to be any the wiser.

471
00:20:04,656 --> 00:20:08,277
Look, this bill's for nearly 150 pounds.

472
00:20:08,278 --> 00:20:10,783
Well, come on, what
are you doing standing,

473
00:20:10,784 --> 00:20:12,103
now kindly...

474
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,895
Uh, Mrs. Slocombe's guests are here,

475
00:20:21,896 --> 00:20:23,366
and I've take the liberty of putting them

476
00:20:23,367 --> 00:20:24,531
in the fruit juice bar.

477
00:20:24,532 --> 00:20:25,718
Oh, and I've got your records.

478
00:20:25,719 --> 00:20:27,466
I've got Here Comes the Bride, followed

479
00:20:27,467 --> 00:20:30,478
by Genuine Greek Wedding Chant.

480
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:31,973
What about the groom's guests?

481
00:20:31,974 --> 00:20:34,652
A couple of Greeks did turn
up, but I sussed them out

482
00:20:34,653 --> 00:20:37,183
by the ouzo on they're
breath, and I told them

483
00:20:37,184 --> 00:20:39,087
the venue had been changed
to a Chinese restaurant

484
00:20:39,088 --> 00:20:40,588
in Palmer's Green.

485
00:20:41,510 --> 00:20:42,923
Good thinking.

486
00:20:42,924 --> 00:20:46,076
But I'm still not at all
sure about Mr. Tebb's ability

487
00:20:46,077 --> 00:20:48,996
to disguise himself as
a Greek orthodox priest.

488
00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:51,463
Ah, you don't worry, sir,
he's gone down at fabrics now,

489
00:20:51,464 --> 00:20:53,774
getting kitted out, with
some very regal looking

490
00:20:53,775 --> 00:20:55,708
curtain material.

491
00:20:55,709 --> 00:20:58,251
And he'll be alright as long
as you don't touch the hat.

492
00:20:58,252 --> 00:20:59,085
The hat?

493
00:20:59,086 --> 00:21:00,748
The one I knocked off the chef.

494
00:21:00,749 --> 00:21:02,469
I've gone over it with
some black enamel, you see.

495
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:03,660
And if he keeps his fingers off it

496
00:21:03,661 --> 00:21:05,508
til the third course of Abide With Me,

497
00:21:05,509 --> 00:21:06,737
we're home and dry.

498
00:21:07,829 --> 00:21:11,037
I hope this is going to
work, she's in a right state.

499
00:21:11,038 --> 00:21:12,451
Oh, poor dear lady, she's had more

500
00:21:12,452 --> 00:21:13,932
than anyone can take.

501
00:21:13,933 --> 00:21:16,316
Yeah, she's had three
large brandies, and all.

502
00:21:17,728 --> 00:21:19,575
Is she going to go through with it?

503
00:21:19,576 --> 00:21:20,501
Oh, yes.

504
00:21:20,502 --> 00:21:21,860
She'll go through with anything rather

505
00:21:21,860 --> 00:21:24,268
than let her friends
know she's been stood up.

506
00:21:27,404 --> 00:21:29,685
Blimey, there she goes again.

507
00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:40,183
I hope this isn't going to take long,

508
00:21:40,184 --> 00:21:41,851
I'm all safety pins.

509
00:21:43,085 --> 00:21:44,973
Blimey, archbishop of Halitosis.

510
00:21:46,236 --> 00:21:48,165
I don't think that'll convince anyone.

511
00:21:48,166 --> 00:21:50,251
Don't be so cynical, Captain Peacock.

512
00:21:50,252 --> 00:21:52,802
I believe in throwing myself into a role.

513
00:21:52,803 --> 00:21:55,613
Yes, well, I think it's a
splendid effort, Mr. Tebbs.

514
00:21:55,614 --> 00:21:56,447
Thank you.

515
00:21:56,447 --> 00:21:57,364
Is that my altar?

516
00:21:57,365 --> 00:22:00,489
Yes, over here, your eminence.

517
00:22:00,490 --> 00:22:04,700
I picked this up in the
second hand book department.

518
00:22:04,701 --> 00:22:07,489
It's about the right
size for a Greek bible.

519
00:22:07,490 --> 00:22:09,617
That's the British Boys Annual.

520
00:22:11,111 --> 00:22:12,693
Well, it was either that or the Guinness

521
00:22:12,694 --> 00:22:14,000
Book of Records.

522
00:22:14,995 --> 00:22:16,029
If you pull this off, you'll be in

523
00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:17,225
the Guinness Book of Records.

524
00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:20,611
Look out, young Mr. Grace.

525
00:22:20,612 --> 00:22:22,108
Rumbold, Rumbold.

526
00:22:22,109 --> 00:22:24,335
Is it true that you canceled my car?

527
00:22:24,336 --> 00:22:26,017
Yes, sir.

528
00:22:26,018 --> 00:22:29,026
You'll have to pay for it, you know?

529
00:22:29,027 --> 00:22:30,280
Who's that?

530
00:22:30,281 --> 00:22:34,554
This here, Mr. Grace, sir,
his right royal eminence,

531
00:22:34,555 --> 00:22:36,571
the archbishop Halitosis.

532
00:22:36,572 --> 00:22:38,995
Why, he's flown direct from
Hafiz to perform the ceremony

533
00:22:38,996 --> 00:22:40,871
right here in the store.

534
00:22:40,872 --> 00:22:42,034
Pleased to meet you.

535
00:22:47,818 --> 00:22:50,337
Business has been
rotten in this store, too.

536
00:22:55,684 --> 00:22:57,770
What on earth have you go that on for?

537
00:22:57,771 --> 00:22:59,408
Well, I'm the best man, aren't I?

538
00:22:59,409 --> 00:23:00,876
The Greek band wouldn't play ball,

539
00:23:00,877 --> 00:23:02,263
but I gave them 10 quid, and they said

540
00:23:02,264 --> 00:23:04,083
they'd play the music, and
keep their mouths shut.

541
00:23:04,084 --> 00:23:06,323
They lent me this out
of their costume basket.

542
00:23:06,324 --> 00:23:07,585
Oh, by the way, the guests downstairs

543
00:23:07,586 --> 00:23:09,444
are fed up drinking orange
juice and fruit juice,

544
00:23:09,445 --> 00:23:10,665
they're coming up, now.

545
00:23:10,666 --> 00:23:11,851
Well, where's Mr. Humphreys?

546
00:23:11,852 --> 00:23:12,960
He's standing in front of a mirror,

547
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:15,451
trying to make himself
look like a Greek husband.

548
00:23:15,452 --> 00:23:17,536
And let's face it, he's
playing against type.

549
00:23:21,388 --> 00:23:24,426
Welcome to the ceremony,
I am Mr. Harman, the usher.

550
00:23:24,427 --> 00:23:27,827
Bride's guests on the
left, groom's on the right,

551
00:23:27,828 --> 00:23:30,056
please, thank you, just
push through, there.

552
00:23:30,057 --> 00:23:31,359
Right the way through, there, madam

553
00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:32,210
if you'd like to go across...

554
00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:35,307
Hey, there, I am Wendell P. Prond.

555
00:23:35,308 --> 00:23:38,566
Yes, well, I'm Rumbold,
manager of this department.

556
00:23:38,567 --> 00:23:41,280
This is Captain Peacock, our floor worker.

557
00:23:41,281 --> 00:23:43,101
You must be Mrs. Slocombe's uncle.

558
00:23:43,102 --> 00:23:44,699
Yes sir, and I understand from the guests

559
00:23:44,700 --> 00:23:46,771
that you're going to
handle the wedding ceremony

560
00:23:46,772 --> 00:23:47,710
right here.

561
00:23:47,711 --> 00:23:49,430
That's a great idea.

562
00:23:49,431 --> 00:23:52,598
Oh, pleased to see you, your eminence.

563
00:24:01,288 --> 00:24:02,989
I was in Greece during
the war, and I understand

564
00:24:02,990 --> 00:24:05,517
some of your customs.

565
00:24:09,626 --> 00:24:11,877
Gee, I gotta make a
donation to their church.

566
00:24:11,878 --> 00:24:14,188
That guy's held up with safety pins.

567
00:24:15,380 --> 00:24:18,108
You sir, I presume, are the groom.

568
00:24:18,109 --> 00:24:19,648
Me, Mr. Lukapolis.

569
00:24:19,649 --> 00:24:20,482
Me best man.

570
00:24:20,483 --> 00:24:21,543
Oh, pleased to meet you.

571
00:24:21,544 --> 00:24:22,761
Yeah, nice to meet you, too.

572
00:24:22,762 --> 00:24:23,992
Now where is my little niece, Betty?

573
00:24:23,993 --> 00:24:25,505
I haven't seen her since she was so high,

574
00:24:25,506 --> 00:24:26,931
such a pretty little girl.

575
00:24:26,932 --> 00:24:29,130
You'll probably notice quite a change.

576
00:24:34,875 --> 00:24:36,762
Betty, my good little girl!

577
00:24:40,067 --> 00:24:43,584
Excuse me, sir, excuse
me, sir, that is the groom.

578
00:24:45,112 --> 00:24:49,012
You may remember the uniform
of the Greek National Guard.

579
00:24:49,013 --> 00:24:50,274
Some of the finest fighting soldiers

580
00:24:50,275 --> 00:24:52,137
in the whole wide world.

581
00:24:52,138 --> 00:24:54,419
They've never been known to
turn their backs on the enemy.

582
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,159
Sound tactics.

583
00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:59,682
Me, Mr. Mataxis.

584
00:24:59,683 --> 00:25:01,642
I just met your best man.

585
00:25:01,643 --> 00:25:02,863
Mr. Loupapolis?

586
00:25:02,864 --> 00:25:03,882
No, Lukapolis.

587
00:25:03,883 --> 00:25:05,316
We come from same-y village.

588
00:25:05,317 --> 00:25:06,150
Oh, where is that?

589
00:25:06,150 --> 00:25:07,150
Pouftas.

590
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:10,280
Captain Peacock, perhaps you'd like

591
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:11,338
to go and fetch the bride.

592
00:25:11,339 --> 00:25:13,287
Certainly, sir.

593
00:25:14,307 --> 00:25:16,579
Mrs. Slocombe, are you free?

594
00:25:18,294 --> 00:25:19,797
Mr. Harman, play the music.

595
00:25:19,798 --> 00:25:21,138
Yes, sir.

596
00:25:57,793 --> 00:25:59,609
Behave yourself, Mrs. Slocombe.

597
00:26:05,465 --> 00:26:07,382
Proceed, your eminence.

598
00:26:50,204 --> 00:26:54,011
I now pronounce you, manos and wife-os.

599
00:26:55,887 --> 00:26:58,450
Congratulations, my dear.

600
00:26:58,451 --> 00:27:00,027
Alright, that's it, that's it.

601
00:27:00,028 --> 00:27:01,989
Grub up, champagne on the table.

602
00:27:01,990 --> 00:27:03,248
Oh, hold everything!

603
00:27:03,249 --> 00:27:04,986
What about the bridal dance?

604
00:27:04,987 --> 00:27:06,708
- What dance?
- The bridal dance?

605
00:27:06,709 --> 00:27:08,515
Yeah, at every Greek
wedding I ever attended,

606
00:27:08,516 --> 00:27:10,938
the bridal couple, they lead the guests

607
00:27:10,939 --> 00:27:12,980
in the bridal dance.

608
00:27:12,981 --> 00:27:15,052
That's right, clear the
floor, ladies and gentlemen.

609
00:27:15,053 --> 00:27:16,803
Move all the chairs.

610
00:27:20,539 --> 00:27:24,706
Now then, Mr. and Mrs. Mataxis,
bridal dance, if you please.

611
00:27:38,642 --> 00:27:39,642
Right.

612
00:27:47,884 --> 00:27:49,301
Dip to the right.

613
00:27:53,300 --> 00:27:55,400
corrected by 7kozlov
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